Description
IMPORTANT! This set allows you to build CHAOS CULTIST CHAN FLAMERIFF (NSFW).
Chaos has many prophets, many champions, and exactly one guitarist who throws her underwear at the audience.
Cultist Chan is the least qualified devotee the Dark Powers have ever claimed. She has no armor, no training and no rank that anybody can find on paper. Every one of the Dark Powers has marked her, and not one of Them has ever explained why. She smells, permanently and from some distance, of fried breakfast. She charges tanks on foot, grinning. And she already has a history with dress codes: the last High Priest who ordered her to cover up spent eleven days on a chamber pot.
Then she found the guitar. Nobody knows where. It looks like something an Ork rocker warband would carry: spikes in every direction, a fuel tank on a hose, and a burner bolted to the headstock that fires on every solo. Her playing kills in two ways. Some listeners drop dead from the music alone, apparently in protest. The rest catch fire, and those are her favorites, because a burning man makes an excellent backing vocalist.
Wherever there is a stage and a guitar, there is an old tradition: the crowd throws its underwear at the guitarist. It is how a crowd says “we love you” without words. Cultist Chan has never had a crowd that loved her. She has had enemy regiments that came to kill her. So one afternoon, in the middle of a solo, facing a full line of furious infantry, she decided the tradition would not die on her watch. If the crowd would not throw, the guitarist would. She stopped playing and reached behind her back. The bra went first, in a long, high arc over the trenches. The panties followed. Then she picked up the solo exactly where she had left it, stark naked apart from her boots, her straps and her guitar.
The regiment had prepared for a great deal. Fire. Chain-blades. A relic hammer. Screaming. Its officers had read every report on her. Nobody had prepared for this. The front rank stopped. The second rank walked into the first. A sergeant caught the panties out of the air by pure reflex, looked down at what he was holding, and has not been the same man since. He still has them. His men have stopped asking. The bra was never found, and nobody on either side will admit to having looked for it.
She did not do it as a tactic. She does not do tactics. She did it for the music. The Dark Powers have not commented. And every morning since she found the guitar, someone has left one Ork-sized guitar pick outside her tent. Nobody has seen who. She keeps them all in her boot.
HQ resin miniatures in heroic scale with 32mm base.
The miniatures require painting and assembly (use cyanoacrylate superglue only).
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– 14k ultra-high resolution 3D printing with the market-top printers guarantees the highest possible print quality for today;
– The best UV printing resin maximizes the survival of models even after falling off the table;
– Careful manual parts positioning by our experienced specialists provide sharp printing with a minimum of the supports and makes post-processing fun and easy;
Preparation & assembly
PREPARATION
1. Check
Firstly, check out all the details whether there are no missing or miscast parts.
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2. Supports & touchpoints
We sell our 3D printed models without any major supports, but you should remove small touchpoints and ultra-tiny supports left on the model.
Please use a model knife and fine sandpaper.
Don’t be intimidated by the process, we use a top-quality UV printing resin and it is very easy to work with.
3. Warped Parts and Repositioning
Sometimes thinner parts could be slightly bent or twisted.
You can easily fix that by immersing the piece in hot water or by applying heat from a hairdryer.
The piece should reform to its original shape by itself.
If not, gently twist the piece back into position.
The amount of heat that needs to be applied is often determined by the thickness of the parts. Thicker parts need to be heated for a longer time.
This technique can also be used to bend some parts into shapes and positions to pose models.
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Compatibility & compliance
This product is an original design created for hobby use and display.
It should not be considered compatible with any existing game system or brand.
It is not affiliated with any game company, and is not intended or described as compatible with any specific ruleset.
Adult collectible miniature. Not a toy. Not intended for children under 14. Unpainted resin display model for hobby collectors. Contains small parts.
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