Description
IMPORTANT! This set allows you to build CHAOS CULTIST CHAN BOOMHAMMER (NSFW).
It started with a dress code.
If you are new here, this is Cultist Chan. She is the smallest, filthiest and most enthusiastic devotee in any warband she has ever attached herself to. No armor. No training. No rank that anybody can produce paperwork for. Every one of the Dark Powers has marked her and not one of Them has ever explained why. She smells permanently and inexplicably of fried breakfast. She carries a relic Hammer that a Chaos God forged for a far greater champion, and that relic refuses to be lifted by anybody else, up to and including the legion it was originally built for.
A High Priest of the warband, a man with eleven titles, all the mutations and a hat you could signal ships with, reviewed Cultist Chan’s previous outfit and ruled it improper. Not improper for the warband, improper for Chaos! He put the ruling in writing, he read it aloud to the whole congregation, and he instructed her to cover herself.
She went away and thought about it, which nobody expected, and returned the following morning having removed the rest.
What he reached for then was the strongest curse in their archive. Forty years of study behind it. Meant to unmake a target slowly and from the inside out. He pronounced it perfectly. The word left him, hung in the air, took a good look at which of the two of them the Dark Gods actually favored, and turned around.
It gave him diarrhea. Eleven days of it, audible through two floors of stone, severe enough that the entire priesthood had to rearrange its schedule around one man and one corridor. He came out of it considerably thinner and with no authority left at all, and that corridor has been known as the Martyr’s Descent ever since.
The Gods declined to comment. Two of Them were audibly laughing.
The ruling was a formality in any case, because she had already worked out exactly what a naked, cheerful, entirely unbothered cultist does to a battlefield. She comes at the enemy line bare apart from her boots, at a full sprint, screaming, everything out and flapping, and the line breaks. Because of the very specific paralysis of a soldier who has trained his entire life for war and must now decide, urgently and under fire, where to look.
One enemy after-action report uses the phrase “her exposed ████” four separate times in two pages, which tells you considerably more about the officer who wrote it than about the engagement. Her own current warband has the identical problem and has stopped filing reports at all.
She goes to war in boots, chains, buckles and a belt that holds up nothing whatsoever. She considers this fully equipped.
For painters this is a lot of uninterrupted skin and absolutely nowhere to hide a sloppy blend. For everyone else it is the model that makes visitors to your shelf stop talking in the middle of a sentence.
NSFW version of Cultist Chan Boomhammer is available now, 40 mm tall on a 32 mm round base. The dressed version is available separately, for the modest.
She was told to cover herself. This was her counter-offer
HQ resin miniatures in heroic scale with 32mm base.
The miniatures require painting and assembly (use cyanoacrylate superglue only).
WE NEVER COMPROMISE ON QUALITY
– 14k ultra-high resolution 3D printing with the market-top printers guarantees the highest possible print quality for today;
– The best UV printing resin maximizes the survival of models even after falling off the table;
– Careful manual parts positioning by our experienced specialists provide sharp printing with a minimum of the supports and makes post-processing fun and easy;
Preparation & assembly
PREPARATION
1. Check
Firstly, check out all the details whether there are no missing or miscast parts.
If you have problems with details – please contact us at [email protected].
2. Supports & touchpoints
We sell our 3D printed models without any major supports, but you should remove small touchpoints and ultra-tiny supports left on the model.
Please use a model knife and fine sandpaper.
Don’t be intimidated by the process, we use a top-quality UV printing resin and it is very easy to work with.
3. Warped Parts and Repositioning
Sometimes thinner parts could be slightly bent or twisted.
You can easily fix that by immersing the piece in hot water or by applying heat from a hairdryer.
The piece should reform to its original shape by itself.
If not, gently twist the piece back into position.
The amount of heat that needs to be applied is often determined by the thickness of the parts. Thicker parts need to be heated for a longer time.
This technique can also be used to bend some parts into shapes and positions to pose models.
We’re proud to be partners of Yes, That’s 3D Printed! – check them out! We use their high-quality WARGAMER resin because it’s almost as good as plastic and delivers incredible detail and durability, perfectly matching the capabilities of our 14K resolution printers.
Shipping, customs & returns
We don’t collect any taxes or fees (except for the US tariffs, and new EU taxes) on your behalf, so you may pay the customs fees according to the law of your country while collecting the package.
Please note that customers are responsible for clearing customs and receiving their package in their country. If a package is returned to us as “unclaimed” or due to unpaid customs fees, we cannot refund the original shipping costs.
If you would like the package to be resent, we kindly ask that you cover the shipping fees again.
Compatibility & compliance
This product is an original design created for hobby use and display.
It should not be considered compatible with any existing game system or brand.
It is not affiliated with any game company, and is not intended or described as compatible with any specific ruleset.
Adult collectible miniature. Not a toy. Not intended for children under 14. Unpainted resin display model for hobby collectors. Contains small parts.
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